I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU I'M FRIENDLY A BLOG AS A BLOG CAN BE FRIEDLY!
YES I SAID FRIEDLY NOW LET'S CARRY ON....
OKAY CHILDS I HAVE HEARD THAT I HAVE BEEN LABELED AN UNFRIEDLY TERRORIST FOR MY OPPRESSIVELY SUBJECTIVE VIEWS ON LIFE AND INTROVERTED ANARCHIST-ESQUE HATE TOWARDS SOCIETY.
YOU ARE WRONG, CHILDS! YOU ARE WRONG! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!
DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT I DO NOT ADVOCATE ARSONISTS? I WATCHED THE AUSTRALIAN BUSH FIRE NEWS THINGS ON THE TELEVISIONS THINGS AND I CRIED AND FELT HART AND SOROW FOR MY BURNING AUSSIE FRIENDS. I ALSO TALKED ON A FORUM ABOUT HOW NASTY THE ARSONISTS WERE AND I DON'T ADVOCATE ARSONISTS!
I DO NOT HATE THE WORLD! I LOVE THE WORLD! IT IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IS BEAUTYFUL!! THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE WORLD. THE WORLD IS LOVELY! I DO NOT HATE SOCIETY! SOCIETY HAVE COMES UP WITH CLEVER SCHEMING TIME WASTING CONSUMING SUCKING APPLICATIONS LIKE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND MYSPACE! I DO NOT USE SUCH APPLICATIONS TO MY EQUIPMENT BUT I HAVES TO ADMITTANCE, THEY ARE CLEVER, AND THEY SUCK YOUR TIME AWAY.
SEE? SHAME! SHAME!
YOU GOTTA USES YOUR BRAINS SOMETIMES, KIDS! DO NOT TRUST WHAT YOU READ AND GATHER DATA FROM ALL SENSES! NOT SENSES FAIL, SENSES FAIL ARE MEDIOCRE AND GAY BAND THAT TRIES TO ACT SCENESTER BUT CLAIM THEY ARE NOT! EITHER WAY THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT!
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING, CHILDS. IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR WHILE YOU DELIVER YOUR COMMERCIALISED GOODS TO YOUR FRIEND DOWN THE STREET.
