Music is the worst!
No, no, no, we are the worst!
Teenage mutant nigger tartfucks! I hate you all!
Music is really bad, really really bad, really really bad, so bad.
Why did God make music so, so, so, so bad?
I don't know. Must be the work of satin.
You all suck. The teenage level listen to the worst music of all kinds. Because they're probably hormonal and all about sex. I hate you all. You angst-ridden motherfuckers.
Damn. I am angst-ridden of angst-ridden teenagers. Fuck you.
God, please strike lightning down on them, please... please...
I mean, I thought.. I thought music couldn't get worse than Jonas Brothers or something...
I thought music couldn't be more low, more disgustingly auto-tune with gay country 'musicians' like Tim McGraw or something... it couldn't...
BUT IT COULD! HOW COULD YOU, GOD! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! WHAT HAVE YOU ALLOWED TO UNLEASH?
Couldn't be worse than the mindfuck of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Boys Like Girls, and other mediocre shit fucked up cookie-cutter spish spash similar, or particularly, direct imports of Fall out Boy...
Well, God, I'm not very happy about you allowing Brokencyde or Insane Clown Posse or Hollywood Undead or Corbin Bleu to live. Could you please do something about it. Please. Corbin Bleu in particular is an asshole. After getting ridiculously low reviews worldwide, somehow, all the scathing remarks disappeared. I hate you, commercial value.
No, no, no, wait, I don't hate Corbin Bleu for his marketing skills, I hate him for his music! It's lame, it's auto-tuned, it's so boringly perfect-pitched! How much do you guys want your strange fetish for perfection to last! You guys, you who listen to all that gay crap, you suck! Suck! Suck! Use your brain, bitch! You're better off not even listening to music. Motherfuckers. Money wastin' no good whippersnappers.
And speaking of money wastin' no good whippersnappers, why do you guys listen to practically unlistenable crap like Brokencyde or Hollywood Undead! God!
AND INSANE CLOWN POSSE! COME ON! COMEEEEE OONNNNNNNN! ASSSSSHOOLLLLLESSSSSS!!!!!!
