Lesson 1: Layout
Blogskins... yes. Firstly, make a blog. Be sure to use a dash in it. What do you mean you don't want a dash!? Put one, yes, put two, three, whatever. Now even though there's a line in between your words, it stills look cool.
Next, go to Blogskin site. Yes, any. Then look for the most retarded or abstract-mess or clobbled-dickhead or balloons or Spongebob Squarepants or glitter-fucked-chaotic-headers or something. It'll be really good for your image, trust me.
Now, put it in, yes, do it, then for the sidebars, you will need
1. A notebook
2. A pencil
3. cbox.ws
Go get a cbox from cbox.ws, because you know you need to. A pencil, to write down on your notebooks headers for your sidebar widgets. Always start with "The..." and use the coolest expression you can think ahead of it, like "The... Beautiful..." then come up with a downtempo and simple word like "The... Beautiful... Butterflyschizophrenia". Then you put it as your user profile. For the rest, extract Katy Perry's absolutely GSCE-A-Level awesome English Writing then write down the lyric excerpt. Good. All good.
Good, your blog is done for now. But the posts, yes, the posts. I will come to that at another time.
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