:11 - Man my mother forced me to bathe I'm 11 freaking seconds late
11'' - Oh Man Utd are playing well
16" - Berbatov's passes are brilliant
18" - EVRA OKAY SHOOT NO YOU PASSED?! BERBATOV! YOU MISSED- PARK! PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!
24" - What?! You're asking for a penalty! Malouda, you're the damn one who hurt van der Sar!!
30" - Joe Cole's a wonderful piece of shit today.
46" - What's that? A Drogba lucky charm bracelet? He doesn't get to come onto the pitch.
47" - Oh shit he's on the pitch
49" - Oh well along with his bracelet so has his skill
55" - RONAAAAAALDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
58" - Wow he fuckin' did two awesome runs in a row!!?
60" - Joe Cole's a really wonderful piece of dog shit today
79" - Man Utd has to watch out on the yellow cards Rooney's picked up the fifth
80" - Fancy Chelsea scor- Kalou?
86" - Dammit don't pile pressure on yourSELF!
89" - STOP DIVING IT WAS CLEAR STRAIGHT AHEAD MR. RONALDO!
93" - Silly.
