Where are my friends tonight?
Starting tomorrow, I will sleep two hours a day. Yes, two hours a day. Some of you might call it bullshit and some of you might say "Pah, that's nothing, son" and so on. But this is different. I'm sleeping 6 times a day, effectively napping 20 minutes each time. This is spread out over the whole day.
How do I spread it out over the whole day?
That means 6 phases a day. One phase includes 20 minutes of napping and 3 hours and 40 minutes of awake time. The way I schedule it, the first phase starts at 2AM.
Phase 1: 2AM - 2:20AM, 2:20AM - 6AM
Phase 2: 6AM - 6:20AM, 6:20AM - 10AM
Phase 3: 10AM - 10:20AM, 10:20AM - 2PM
Phase 4: 2PM - 2:20PM, 2:20PM - 6PM
Phase 5: 6PM - 6:20PM, 6:20PM - 10PM
Phase 6: 10PM - 10:20PM, 10:20PM - 2AM
And it's going to be like that every day. And no, I'm not going to talk about REM or that gay shit, shit that'd put you to sleep easily, you jerk offs.
I have prepared myself things to do in each phase, so I can keep myself busy and not fall asleep. I also have stocked up on cereal and milk. It'll help me with keeping energized and healthy too, other than the knocking headaches I'll fuck into soon enough.
I'll start on Monday, Phase 2. Get ready for 6 posts a day, as I recount this for the sake of IPW.
