Are people older than me shorter than me?
Did they go short on purpose?
What kinda stray dog gone deficiency?
That's way too short. You're way too short for your age.
Fuck you, fuck off, fuck it, and (exclusively) I don't want to see your back-zipping blouse ever again at Calder-fucking-cott Hill.
Hoo. That went out pretty well. I think I should get myself a scotch. Writing is tough business.
