Hey you, yes you. The Latnces and the Stanleys. Stop acting so cool.
Latnces, you guys are bitches in the form of males.
Stanleys, you guys are ugly and so you guys should stop acting like you guys rule just because you're following a Latnce. Man you guys stink.
Stoning means you take drugs and get loose on them so stop saying that stoning means you're lazying around or reading books. Sure, stoning can mean totally bored out of mind or looking a bit sick or freaked out, but, FUCK YOU :/
Today, in this episode of Hate Rants, we're going to talk about spelling. Latnces and Stanleys are in desperate need of the Kumon Tuition Centre English lessons, so I'm deciding to have one for free and fun and laughter.
A no-no is to use fcol and soab. Who would know what these mean? For all I know, FCOL could be Females Crap on Latnces and SOAB could be Stanleys of a Bastard. But I know they mean something else.
And you shouldn't be commenting on retarded writing when your writing's even more bollocksy retarded than the one who talked on. Using words like euu and ur make you sound 1. gay, 2. mentally challenged, 3. as if your tongue was really really really loose. So don't. Euu is YOU, and ur is YOUR. or You're. And I'm not forgetting about tht or haf. You use good English now.
Pl3ase d0n't subs1tute numb3rs for letters. It makes you sound as if you have a fetish about numbers, and I'm not forgetting about the symbol @ too, Latnces. Snail fetisher.
That's it for today's Hate Rant Kumon English Lesson. Have a jolly good time using your acquired skills to cover your bollocks!
