Ah food food food Mexican food.
Really really good good good.
'nerway, today I wore my new Banana Republic clothes. Ahaaa, so cool. And awesome. Bleh being random today.
Once upon a time, in the Viking times, there was this king. He didn't like his servants so he sent them to prison cells which were blocked up in stone and had barely any light in. Then he realised that no one was serving him. He felt bad that no one was serving him because he felt like a servant himself. So he took this shiny cool laser beem from space and killed his sister, and ate her up. The end.
In Australia, a group of tourists were traveling over the Great Barrier Reef on a helicopter. The tourist guide, who was also the pilot of the helicopter, was a friendly and knowledgeable man. The touist guide, while in flight, had stroke, followed by cardiac arrest, and fell off the helicopter. He was eaten by the wandering great white sharks under the sea. The tourists were shocked but a man quickly got into the pilot seat and attempted to steer the helicopter to safety, but they landed in Papau New Guinea, where they were eaten up by large centipedes who ruled the world in the end, the end.
There was this man who believed that cats were evil, and went around telling everyone to slaughter their cats for the good of mankind. People thought he was retarded and shunned him. He was soon sent to prison for animal abuse, where he had called upon his dog companions to have a dine-in at his neighbours' cats. Soon, he died in prison out of boredom, and people forgot him. But then cats became evil and killed everyone THE END
