So you wake up with extremely stiff shoulders. Who could blame your rather broad, manly shoulders for causing your head to have to bend down even further to rest on the pillow to sleep?
Yeah. You kinda forget about the pain for a while, and go on to play soccer. You have bloody fun, plus the bloody run-back to block the ball you've ever had. Which also ruined half of your PE, and your pants too. Plus you didn't bring any shirt today.
Now when all's shits and games, you feel the tension of nerve failure hanging around your left shoulder. You start to bend down a bit, and some obnoxious fat asshole jabs you in your strained nerves.
So the nerves get fucking worse, don't they? In a kneejerk reaction similar to how you'd pull your hand away from something hot, your head bobbles to the right to try to ease the tension around your left.
Well that's all right. But when you realise that your neck will start to strain and eventually get sprained remaining in that jaunted position for too long.
And it really hurts. I know you're laughing. But it really does.
It really does hurt and I'll kill you when I grow up. You know, when I can actually get hanged. That's when I'll kill you. Because freaks flock together and make lesbians scream.
