Over the years and through the woods, the Jonas Brothers' popularity is a speculation among millions of people worldwide. What makes them famous? Is there a chemical reaction to all of it? We take an in-depth look into the stardom society studies.
Scientists have concluded thousands of theories ever since the Jonas Brothers shot to fame a year ago, but a strong conclusion was found when two Dutch scientists studied three monkeys in their tests, unintentionally.
The two Dutch scientists seemed to have "fallen" for those monkeys, as they themselves reported. They immediately stopped doing harmful tests to them and started taking care of them, hug and kiss XO XO XO. Comparisons are obviously drawn to Jonas Brothers, as they themselves hadn't done much to win the hearts of girls worldwide.
Firstly, one of the monkeys has a tumour in his brain. While it makes him distortedly ugly, there is and empathic feel for him and thus he is all special, because of his cancer. This makes him even more lovey dovey.
In second for the similarities, one of them is an absolute attention seeker, but, in contradiction, hates cameras. This is very true of the member, Joe Jonas, as reported by himself, Joe "I hate cameras. Get them away from me!" Jonas.
While perfectly normal people fail to see what makes the monkeys/Jonas Brothers so special, there are many children outside that are consistently being influenced by music that has names of bullets in them. (BB Good)
Thus, the Dutch scientists decided to kill the monkeys, once and for all. Right after doing it, they felt no sense of remorse or whatever you get when you murder humans. They had to conclude that the monkeys had used... uh... rotoscoping hypnosis on them. You know, they.... uh... they had this wheel one time, yes, one time, the monkey had this sort of hyno-ring at his back and he was... I could hear it, telling the other monkeys to use it too! That's right!
The Jonas Brothers are hypnotising you too! Yes! Conclusion reached, fact proven! 'cause there is no evidence either to prove what made Jonas Brothers popular among pimpley teens!
Aww yeah conclusion uh huh I win Jonas lose
