Thursday, September 25, 2008

CD Review: Doll Domination by the Pussycat Dolls















For an album made out of 90% slut and 10% computer generic generates, it has a mountainous load of dick in it. Already sounding like Step Up 2's soundtrack by the third second of the album, Nicole is the only actual strength of the band, but then again, what a load of dick.

Honestly, guys, tell me if anyone is able to stand Out of this Club. I don't even think R. Kelly could stand its silly filter outing echoes. Pussycat Dolls made an album that knows that each of song could, with the right amount of scantily clad dresses in its music video, hit the charts right up.

But imagine if sluts weren't the ones making the album. They didn't show who the voices behind the computer crap hop sounds were. No schmexy. Then we'll know who has a load of dick in their faces.

1.5/10